06 ★ [video/action]

[kagamin]

[Kagami is curled up with a blanket on her bed, apparently fixated on the tv in her inn. her charizard hanging out on the side of her bed,  rolling his eyes as he notices what show she's watching. the television screen just shows two people talking and the sound is inaudible from the camera's location]

Don't go out with him again! Not after what that jerk did last time. Who cares if his mother has tuberculosis! That doesn't change what he did!

[as the show goes to a commercial break, it's finally revealed what Kagami's actually watching General Pokecenter.... Yeah. That's right. Kagami's watching a soap opera.]

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[video] ...so this is why you were asking about soap names

[tarotcards]

[...just staring..]

They show soap operas here?

[ video ]

[bauhinias.livejournal.com]

Indulging ourselves in dramas, huh. [ IT BETTER BE A GOOD ONE. ]

[video]

[bakaitoukid]

... the heck are you watching?

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[Karkat's realm usually lies with romcoms instead of soap operas, but he knows romance plot when he hears it. Consider his interest piqued, Kagami.]

What? What'd that asshole do? Does she actually hate him, because it might work then, or is she trying to make it flu--[Pause. Human romance, right. How's that work again?]--does she love him instead?

[video] ...maybe

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[VOICES COMING FROM NOWHERE OH GOD OH MAN. kagami's turning the tv off in a flash]

Uh.. Y-Yeah. Apparently.

[ video ]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[WHO TURNED THIS CAMERA ON FMFNLNF PRESSING OFF BUTTON SO FAST]

I-I was just bored. I can't go out in this storm after all.

[video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[WHERE ARE THESE VOICES COMING FROM. TV OFF]

N-Nothing!

[VIDEO]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

He totally cheated on her before! But now he's asking her to forgive him and everything and she's saying yes because she still likes him like an idiot!

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

What? She's a complete dumbass. You can't build a kismesissitude on that, let alone a matespritship or--your... weird human relationships, whatever. Point is, she's stupid. What's she even thinking?

[VIDEO]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[wait what kismesissitudes? matespiritships? WEIRD HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS yeah forget that for now brb being outraged]

She's saying that it's a pity date because his mom has tuberculosis now but it's so obvious that she'd have said yes even if he flat out said he was going to dump her later on.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[Troll romance, Kagami. He'd explain it if you asked! He'd draw a chart, even!]

Ugh. Complete fucking idiot. How desperate is she? She's almost as bad as this tool I know. The fuck does even see in him?

[One second, grabbing a remote from the background and flicking on the TV--]

What channel is this shit on?

[video] ... gj maru /slow clap

[tarotcards]

[KAGAMI IT IS GOD. I DEMAND THAT YOU ACCEPT THIS STAPLED MONEY TO YOUR BED FROM SOUJI]

Huh, what's the one you were watching? [Just curious and bored.]

[VIDEO]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[and she'll just think he's making everything up on the spot]

He's just apparently so amazing and so perfect.

Channel 6.

[video] ... do i get a standing ovation too

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[HOW DID SOUJI EVEN GET INTO HER ROOM GOD WHAT A CREEPER]

Nothing! I wasn't watching anything!

[Video]

[foolishwren]

.... Are you watching trashy daytime TV?

_{[Yeah, Heather knew they had it here, so that didn't surprise her... what DID surprise her was someone watching it willingly.}

[Video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[FDSFOSD; WHEN DID CAMERAS START TURNING ON BY THEMSELVES THIS IS NOT HOW CAMERAS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DESIGNED. Kagami quickly changes the channel to the news]

Uh.. No?

[Video]

[foolishwren]

.... So whose mom had tuberculosis?

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[But the details! He could ramble forever about troll romcoms, too, if she'd let him, and spend five minutes just listing their ridiculously long titles.]

[But for now, he flips the channel.]

He even looks like a douchebag. What the fuck is perfect about this asshole? Does she have like, a friend or something to tell her how stupid she's being?

[Video]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

I-I was just bored! It's not like I can go outside or anything in this weather.

[VIDEO]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[She'd just stand there with her what is even going on here look. It'd all make the same sense to her as otaku stuff does]

I don't even know but she's totally in love with him for no reason. She's got one but apparently her only ability is to listen to other people talk about their love lives.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[Aw man. Why does no one ever get trollmance?]

God, doesn't she get it? It's not just enough to listen to that stuff, you have to have the sense to snap people out of being total fuckwads about it. That's obvious.

[VIDEO]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

[it is quite a mystery. i mean it's such simple stuff]

Some people's choices in friends are so idiotic.

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

My friends are morons and assholes, but at least I do better than her. People come to me for advice and they damn well get it. That girl there, she's completely fucking useless.

[VIDEO]

[usedgrowl.livejournal.com]

Has she even said anything remotely helpful yet? Cause all I can see is her nodding and saying "you go, girl."

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[Gesturing angrily and emphatically at the TV.]

That's not how romantic advice works! Ugh, she has got to be the absolute shittiest at this crap. Some moirail she is.