[ hello, hello johto! a good morrow to you, fellows. let's all relax a bit with a shot of one very unhappy purple-haired girl. how calming! ]

Apparently, I'm back here again, even though I thought I was done with this. Man, I'm even back at the start since pokemon can de-evolve now, I guess. I seriously don't remember pokemon being able to de-evolve in the game. 

[ looking down at a bummed out charmander ]

I mean, really. How did you even manage to become a Charmander again? That's not supposed to be possible. [ and one exasperated sigh later ] Ugh, I guess I should figure out how long I've been gone... Um, does someone mind telling me what month it is?

video

[ it's go time, johto. have a super hip and cool teenager having a rad housepa- ... oh wait never mind she's studying. what a rebel. yeah, kagami's sitting at her desk in her room at the breeding center with piles of textbooks around. she's got science textbooks, math textbooks, economics, you name it, she's probably got it.

at the moment, she's reading a law textbook... although, it's rather thin for a supposed textbook, more magazine-sized really. huh, she's looking rather pissed for someone reading about their planned college major. ]


All crimes get the same punishment?! What kind of law system do they have here?! Come on, even the biology textbooks are only about pokemon. [ facepalm time! ] Jeez,  If this is all I've got, there's no chance I'm going to be able to review anything.

action

[ anybody in the breeding center might notice that after a busy day of studying, kagami's conked out asleep at her desk. someone should probably go wake her up ]
[ Hello, hello, johto! Here's an entry that may seem similar to one a few months back. Why is that you may ask?

Well, it's also being shot from a rather low angle, as it is being filmed from the top of the head of a Luxray. viewers can clearly see the bedroom of one (1) Kagami Hiiragi + roommates in the breeding center house. but where are this room's occupants? The Luxray apparently turns his head to show Kagami, sitting in a rickety lawn chair, with some gray-haired dude, standing off to the side.

Who the heck's that lose... i mean young fellow? Why, it's [info]Souji Seta, assessing the hair of his purple tsundere buddy. And no, he's not assessing her hair because he's suddenly decided his dream is to become a sassy hairstylist. It's because Kagami's hair is wrapped up in an old towel. What's up with that? ]


I don't think I'm ready to see this yet.

You'll have to see it sooner or later.

Yeah, yeah. I know, but that doesn't make it any easier.

[ She slowly pulls the towel off and oh god oh man it's gray. It's the exact shade of gray as Souji's illustrious bowlcut. There are no words as Kagami stares in shock at her hair. All is silent until faint chuckles can be heard from her "friend" on her side. ]

Sh-Shut up!  Ugh, why did I agree to this...

[ The camera starts going into convulsions as the Luxray goes into a giggling fit, Kagami turns her head to see the source of the noise and gives a horrified yell as she grabs for the camera, knocking it down, and inadvertently turning it off. ]

(( OOC: Souji written in with permission from Ichi, his ~fabulous~ mun. Kagami and Souji will be tagging for double the adventure. BDb ))
 [ Here Johto, enjoy a shaky recording from the top of a luxray's head. Today for your viewing pleasure, we have a purple-haired girl, staring at herself in the mirror whose hair is surprisingly not in pigtails. That's right. Kagami's hair is down and it looks a bit different?

It would seem that she's attempting to curl her hair with a curling iron but uh... It's not going so well. 

While the left and some of the right side of her hair is curled quite nicely, the back and most of the right side of her hair is still mostly straight with a few limp curls in sporadic locations. And along with that do, this fabulous new look for the summer is completed with a frazzled look planted on Kagami's face. ]


How the heck am I supposed to even reach the back? 

[ Kagami mutters as she hopelessly twists the hand holding a steaming curling iron towards the back of her head only to stop when she realizes she is pointing a piece of hot metal towards her head. She moves her hand back, turns the iron off and drops it on the floor. Letting out a sigh, she turns to look at her new kickin' do. ]

Jeez, this looks a lot easier on TV.
 [the feed starts with kagami walking back to the breeding center with a newly purchased hammer in her hand. seems like it's just a normal day in the neighborhood, nothing out of the ordinary, nothing we- wait what's with that weird guy sobbing on the ground, making crazy hand gestures to the sky over there. she hesitantly shuffles over there.]

Hey? Are you alright? 

[Ignoring her, he starts screaming. "Oh my god. OH MY GOOOOD. What does it mean?!"]

[kagami exchanges a glance with her cubone, and her cubone tilts the camera up to reveal A DOUBLE RAINBOW OH MY GOD]

[anyone on their gear today might happen to chance on a close-up video of kagami's face as she angrily glares down at her PokeGear]

Would you stop dying of dysentry!? How hard is it to not get sick every once in a while! This is like the fiftieth time you've gotten dysentry!

[guess which progamer decided to try her hand at oregon kanto discovery trail? if you guessed kagami, give yourself a gold star! kagami blinks down as she realizes she inadvertently ended up turning on the camera and sighs before asking a question]


Anyone got some advice for this game?
[The feed flickers on.

Kagami's apparently deciding on which of two boxes of discount Valentine's chocolate to buy. She's already got a pretty sizable pile in her shopping cart, but hey! She might as well start stockpiling up on this stuff while it's on sale. She stares more closely at the heart shaped box of chocolate, turning it over to look at the price tag]


P800 for this box of chocolates? And it's already on sale! Who pays that much for chocolate? And there are only like four pieces in here.
[Kagami is curled up with a blanket on her bed, apparently fixated on the tv in her inn. her charizard hanging out on the side of her bed,  rolling his eyes as he notices what show she's watching. the television screen just shows two people talking and the sound is inaudible from the camera's location]

Don't go out with him again! Not after what that jerk did last time. Who cares if his mother has tuberculosis! That doesn't change what he did!

[as the show goes to a commercial break, it's finally revealed what Kagami's actually watching General Pokecenter.... Yeah. That's right. Kagami's watching a soap opera.]
[ forward dated to midnight. kagami's just chilling in her hotel room with a pondering look on her face now that she's sent out her new year's card, and anyone who knows kagami will be getting one, she's had not much to do besides sit in her room and watch romantic comedy movies in her hotel room. guess who's feeling kinda homesick ]

Huh. Guess it's that time of the year again. It's kinda weird not to have to be helping out with the shrine but Happy New Years everybody. Let's hope it'll be a good one.

...Oh yeah. My egg hatched. Apparently I've got a Cubone now. Any name suggestions?
Kagami and Yukari christmas gifts )
herp a derp happy holidays and merry christmas~

anyone else who wants in gets a snuggie.... or chocolate I guess
[after a month of just training and working, Kagami's gotten kinda bored and is now reflecting on the mysteries of life.]

Y'know that feeling when you wanna sneeze but you can't? Does anyone know if that has an actual name?
kagamin: (HORRIFIED)
( Oct. 29th, 2010 11:17 pm)
Katsu! Come on! It's time to start training again. You're getting better but we've got to do more walking after we train too. Look, I know you're not big on walks but we've got to get you back in shape!

[Kagami throws the pokeball and is momentarily shocked speechless at her charmander's pixelated form and the same time, she recognizes the background music that she usually tunes out has changed completely.]

Wh-what the hell's going on? This music's seriously creeping me out and everything's all pixelated. I mean I realized that this world was starting to be more like the actual game with the constant weather and all, but I didn't think it would go this far. Is the this world glitching?

I've got a pretty bad feeling about the next few days.
kagamin: (YOU DID WHAT?)
( Oct. 11th, 2010 04:14 pm)
[For those around Route 30 or 31, you might notice Kagami standing on the side of the road. She's pretty clearly angry with the way she's screaming into her PokeGear, potentially scaring away any nearby wild Pokemon. Sorry 'bout that.]

Look, kid, stop calling me! I get it. Your rattata's "in the top percentage of rattatas" or something but I don't care.

[Kagami hangs up the PokeGear and turns on the video feed]

Hey. Does anyone know that kid from Route 30, Joey? So, yeah,
it probably wasn't one of my best decisions to give "Youngster Joey" my PokeGear info but I kinda forgot about his neverending calls. I've tried ignoring him but he calls like every five seconds. Does anyone know if it's possible to block calls? I'd really prefer not getting any more calls about his "super-cool" rattata.
kagamin: (..well shit)
( Oct. 3rd, 2010 05:02 pm)
[The camera is focused on Kagami and boy does she look angry]

Hey. Does anyone know what's going on here? Cause I just woke up and I have no idea where I am.

...This can't be a poke- No. I'm not saying it. This is crazy and it has to be one of Konata's stupid jokes. Konata! This isn't funny!

Ha. What am I even saying. Konata doesn't have the attention span or the motivation to do something this big. But I still can't be in a-
[In the background, Kagami's charmander lets out a "Charmander, char!" as Kagami sighs in defeat]

Does anyone at least know how to get back?
kagamin: (what's up?)
( Oct. 3rd, 2000 12:01 pm)
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