first star redux [ video | action for new bark ]
[ hello, hello johto! a good morrow to you, fellows. let's all relax a bit with a shot of one very unhappy purple-haired girl. how calming! ]
Apparently, I'm back here again, even though I thought I was done with this. Man, I'm even back at the start since pokemon can de-evolve now, I guess. I seriously don't remember pokemon being able to de-evolve in the game.
[ looking down at a bummed out charmander ]
I mean, really. How did you even manage to become a Charmander again? That's not supposed to be possible. [ and one exasperated sigh later ] Ugh, I guess I should figure out how long I've been gone... Um, does someone mind telling me what month it is?
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That's how it is for most things, isn't it? There's not really something everyone can do it.
[ pause. give her a second here. ] I got here in October two years ago so... A year and a couple of months?
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Well, yeah, I guess. And I guess it isn't really your fault if the game's buggy. You think you could exploit this glitch?
... wow, that's pretty long. Even considering you left and came back, that's still something.
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Probably not. There's not really any advantages to having your pokemon deevolve.
[ shrug ] It sounds longer than it actually felt. I guess I kinda just got used to being here.